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None of us are funny

offslime

follows & asks from @squid-main. mutuals can dm for my personal blog. ok that's all. live laugh love urself 💛

check my mutual aid tag for info on how to help palestinians

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whitebisexual

I love roleplaying with asterisks why don't we do that anymore

whitebisexual

You can say anything watch this *jumps* you just imagined me jumping didn't you. Now watch this *starts jerking off* awesome right? The asterisk holds the limitless imagination

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offslime

is adobe acrobat actually worth it in college (my school is a microsoft school) or should i change my adobe subscription to just ps & lightroom. ive never used any other adobe products lmfao

yes just pay for photoshop and lightroom

no you do need acrobat

i dont know or i dont care or ive never been to college or my name is chuck etc

Voting ended on2h

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gutsandeverythingg

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

#rb #william tag

robertfagden

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

#rb #how i feel tagging 90% of my reblogs with the names of my classmates #school tag #me

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mangoontheinternet

2025: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2019: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2013: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2007: "dude the games industry sucks rn it was so much better 6 years ago"

2001: "dude turn on the tv any channel"

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spellinwaiting

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

#rb #vg #me #kendall tag #we need to get william onto dmc so this can be a him post too #but for now it's just me and kendall (fighting games And dmc)

is adobe acrobat actually worth it in college (my school is a microsoft school) or should i change my adobe subscription to just ps & lightroom. ive never used any other adobe products lmfao

yes just pay for photoshop and lightroom

no you do need acrobat

i dont know or i dont care or ive never been to college or my name is chuck etc

Voting ended on2h

#chuck chatters

dwinkus

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

#rb #migraine #FAV

sophsun1

Seinfeld – 3.20: The Good Samaritan

#rb #q #gifs #tv #seinfeld #no id

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sapropel

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

#rb #thought this said bald and i was şike Wtf bald coworkers deserve better

sadgi

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

sadgi

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

sadgi

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

the-bar-sinister

The sheer staggering success that this mnemonic has had in actually helping me remember which is which is amazing.

It also means that whenever I use "prone" i go "hehe, pronis".

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cybergm

Chekhov, holding a smoking pistol in act 1: I-I'm sorry this... this never happens I- it usually last much longer than this

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alphacrone

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

podcastwizard

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

podcastwizard

had food poisoning when i posted this

martinkhall

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

podcastwizard

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

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beckonrebound

please do not give the puppyboy multiple choices he gets confused and overwhelmed, just pet him and call him a good boy as you decide for him. Please and thank you

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#chuck chatters

sexhaver

evergreen tweet

nothingenoughao3

[IMAGE ID: Screenshot of a tweet from zuza_real sent on the first of August, 2021. It reads:

"men be like--" "women be like--" just shut up and tell us that specific thing that your ex did"

end ID]

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