Gatherer instincts

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

my dead wife. the ad free internet

there is no amount of language learning that is useless. I think it obviously scales up in wonderfulness as you learn more, but even just being at the point where you can recognize what language is being spoken or written is still a more useful thing than not knowing that. it is lovely to say hi to people in their language! any attempt to learn is important. you don't get fluent overnight. and you don't have to get fluent overnight. more knowledge is better than none. it isn't just all or nothing.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

I will always find it so absurd that Cassandra Pentaghast is supposedly "straight". she's literally called Lady Seeker

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system