Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

Detect Poison - diagnose any poison or disease afflicting a creature

Detect Evil - determine whether a person intending for or against your interests

Locate Creature - know location of named person or nearest creature of type

Locate Object - know location of named object or nearest of type

True Seeing - visually detect any specified electromagnetic radiation

Speak With Animals - mutual understanding with multicellular animals

Detect Thoughts - read surface thoughts of targeted human mind

Tongues - mutual understanding with any human who speaks a language

Comprehend Languages - understand any read or heard human language

Scrying - audio/visual spy on any named person or creature

Augury - know whether something is a good or bad idea before you do it

fuck these options, where's my fireball?