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"you should be at the club" i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be at the moon. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care.

"based on your likes" and it's some shit that I don't like

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i need everyone here to remember that we can swear on this website please remember we can say fuck and shit and ass

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

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I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

I just want to buy your product. And then actually permanently own it because I paid for it. I don't want to receive dozens of "tell us what you think!" emails afterwards. I don't want to receive endless promo emails and update emails after my purchase, either. I don't want to purchase a plan so the thing I buy can work and if I don't, it'll stop working. Please just let me buy a thing, OWN the thing forever after I buy it, and move on in peace.

I want the money I pay to buy your product to pay for the raw materials and tools you need to make it, and especially to the living, THRIVING wages of the people whose labor makes it possible for your company to make the thing. I want to know that the money I spend to buy your product so I could own it forever without a subscription and be left alone about it after the purchase is complete will go to the human workers whose time, energy, labor, and creativity went into producing the thing that I buy.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

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isn't it ridiculous how you're only allowed to have types when you're into conventional appearance and conventionally attractive things. if you're into fat people you're immediately labeled as a fat fetishist but exclusively dating skinny people is just normal. if you're into muscular women you're a disgusting gooner with a muscle mommy fetish but if you're into muscular men you're literally just a regular person. thinking feet is attractive is a fetish but being into boobs is the normalest thing ever even though both are non-sexual body parts