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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

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crafty-butch

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

crafty-butch

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

kieraelieson

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

ikeepseeingghosts

If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.

And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.

cargopantsman

just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you're surrounded by flames

arborealgargoyle

love that i was presented with the fact that the goat is a fuck spot so quickly that i hadn't even had time to come to that question naturally on my own.

me: oh you can go inside the goat? wow look you can see the wooden support system on the inside that's so-

this post: AND YOU CAN FUCK IN IT WERE YOU WONDERING IF YOU COULD FUCK IN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT

me: i...ok. i need Time to process this i'm-

cargopantsman: QUICK NOW imagine dying by arson while FUCKING IN THE GOAT

me: ...i ...i guess this is my fault for logging on to tumblr dot com

tahthetrickster

im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

pyrrhiccomedy

important-animal-images

elbiotipo

dog-with-anxiety

[ID: first image is of one big capybara and many little capybaras sitting next to a lake.

second image is tags reading

“mis queridos. esto es AGUA

agua?? agua? agua. agua? agua.. agua? /End ID]

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nickelodeonhistory

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

charbarthe2nd-deactivated202005

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

trans-trendy-deactivated2022121

Here’s a template

trans-trendy-deactivated2022121

9differenttypesofcrazy

Here’s mine

naamahdarling

somethingusefulfromflorida

depsidase

malibuklaus

idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'

haonqq

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

haonqq

ALL OF THEM

ahsadler

fairycosmos

i just don’t have the employable spirit

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ihateadulthood

mathew

rosslynpaladin

This stops being quite as "zany shitpost" and becomes "Accidental Performance art commentary on Accessibility" when you consider the vast number of people unable to sit upright or leave a bed, most or all the time. No you don't see us, we're in bed either all the time or when our conditions flare up and put us there regularly.

When i first saw this I thought, "HAH- too bad that's not a feasible thing, then I could go so many public places while still safely cushioned and laying down!"

...only then did I realize how many people would never see it that way.

segamascot

snorazz

theatricuddles

[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream". The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream".]

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

here is a REALLY detailed hq map of indigenous american nations if you're interested (you are.)

and alaska. and hawai'i.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

looks like we all talked enough shit that staff put The Community Guidelines Violating Maps™ back

byjove

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

byjove

fascinating post I made in 2018

theonion

Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. Full Story

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underwaterneon

pokemon unite scares me but the holowear is awesome

underwaterneon

snorlax in particular does not miss