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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee
good day:
make coffee
regular day:
put water in coffee maker
put coffee in coffee maker
turn on coffee maker
bad day:
take pot from coffee maker
turn on sink
fill up coffee pot
turn off sink
pour water into coffee maker
put coffee pot in coffee maker
open cupboard
get coffee filter from cupboard
get coffee beans from cupboard
put filter in coffee pot
measure coffee
pour coffee into filter
close coffee maker
turn coffee maker on
anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day
This is actually a really good way of explaining this
If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.
just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you're surrounded by flames
love that i was presented with the fact that the goat is a fuck spot so quickly that i hadn't even had time to come to that question naturally on my own.
me: oh you can go inside the goat? wow look you can see the wooden support system on the inside that's so-
this post: AND YOU CAN FUCK IN IT WERE YOU WONDERING IF YOU COULD FUCK IN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT
me: i...ok. i need Time to process this i'm-
cargopantsman: QUICK NOW imagine dying by arson while FUCKING IN THE GOAT
me: ...i ...i guess this is my fault for logging on to tumblr dot com
im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes
[ID: first image is of one big capybara and many little capybaras sitting next to a lake.
second image is tags reading
“mis queridos. esto es AGUA
agua?? agua? agua. agua? agua.. agua? /End ID]

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1998 nickelodeon trade ad
It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.
Here’s a template
Here’s mine
idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'
Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????
ALL OF THEM
i just don’t have the employable spirit

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This stops being quite as "zany shitpost" and becomes "Accidental Performance art commentary on Accessibility" when you consider the vast number of people unable to sit upright or leave a bed, most or all the time. No you don't see us, we're in bed either all the time or when our conditions flare up and put us there regularly.
When i first saw this I thought, "HAH- too bad that's not a feasible thing, then I could go so many public places while still safely cushioned and laying down!"
...only then did I realize how many people would never see it that way.
[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream". The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream".]
here is a REALLY detailed hq map of indigenous american nations if you're interested (you are.)
and alaska. and hawai'i.
looks like we all talked enough shit that staff put The Community Guidelines Violating Maps™ back
Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
fascinating post I made in 2018
Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. Full Story

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pokemon unite scares me but the holowear is awesome
snorlax in particular does not miss
being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
preforming my compulsions while rolling my eyes to show i know theyre irrational