The Early Bird Special Gets The Spaghetti

Patient happened to be under the effect of the pharaohs curse at the time

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official crab post

HELL YEAH IT IS

its amazing how if you decide not to do something day after day it never gets done. not how i would have things

it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers

im still mind blown that people really readily submitted their dna so they could be classed by ethnicity on paper permanently. like yeah theres no way this could go badly huh

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

Imagine if a hog saw this

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls