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supernatural really told us. that cas uses beyonce as an alias on his own but will also immediately give dean beyonce when its all three of them… my god he was desperate
there are important plot activities going on and cas is trying to hit on this man
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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
the beauty of early 2000s shows is that they just... stuck to the bit. You watch this show to see a neurodiverent man solve crime with his best friend, you will get that for 8 seasons. We said this show would be about an ex-spy and his employer who built an AI and the people they save. They will do it even when they admit in the show it makes no sense because that's what you signed up for. Leverage commited so much that they got a modern version that still does the same thing instead of being 6 episode seasons about one big con.
I miss "filler" episodes, but they aren't filler because that's what you signed up for! that's why you watch the show! to see them do the thing you started watching the show for!
quick reminder that Shane had a girlfriend waiting for him at home while he was making heart eyes at Ilya Rozanov
my couchsona
Why did you reblog?
this couch is my gender
tumblr is a SLUT for arcade carpet print huh
*insert digital circus smth* IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
other (share w class?)
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Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy
not only is he a movie-only character, but it was supposed to be a tiny part. the actor, Lionel Boyce, was originally hired for just 1 day of filming! according to his interviews & the directors commentary, he got along so well with ryan gosling & everyone that they just kept writing scenes for him and he was on set for a month
Ilya takes a rough hit in a game against Montreal and Shane notices him looking stiff when he gets to Ilya’s hotel room. Ilya tries to joke it off and say shane will just have to blow him or pick a position where Ilya doesn’t have to do as much work
But Shane will not tolerate poor injury maintenance so he tells Ilya to undress and lay down so he can give him a massage. Ilya keeps making “happy ending” jokes but goes quiet when Shane starts to legitimately massage his sore muscles, taking time to take care of Ilya and make sure he’s ok. Ilya weakly tries to make a few more sex jokes to distract from the sweetness of the moment but Shane just lightly whacks his head and tells him to shut up and relax
Half of ilya is panicking because this isn’t how this is supposed to work, Shane meets up with Ilya because Ilya provides sex and mental escapism, if Shane is the one providing something to him then Ilya is Failing. The problem is the other half of him has fully melted into a puddle on the mattress and he doesn’t know how much he could do in that moment even if he wanted to. And dammit he really does want to just exist under Shane’s hands as he is taken care of by someone who is asking for nothing in return for the first time in… Too long for Ilya to be willing to think about
He doesn’t realize he’s fallen asleep until he wakes up to the sun rising, a blanket tucked around his hips. Shane is gone and on the night stand there is a glass of water, some ibuprofen, and a note that says “You can pay me back next time, see you in two weeks -J”
Ilya can’t go to the team trainer for massages for the rest of the season without getting embarrassingly turned on. He plans on absolutely ruining Shane during their next hookup and also maybe complaining of being sore afterwards to see if he can get another massage
For your consideration - a slight twist on this.
Sport massages are often a painful - Shane enjoying the stretch and burn of this when Ilya returns the favour? Or vice versa tbh.
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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.
I think this is important because a lot of us forget the power of stories to make us feel things about characters who are not like us, who have experienced things that we never will. The purpose of listening to someone else's story should not necessarily be identification, but understanding.
amazing tweet by mou
holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order
it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!
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cackling about the idea of shane feeling guilty about ilya sticking to the same diet as him to avoid allergens even in his home, so ilya just starts sending shane pictures or texts about eating allergens when he's on the road and they're apart
shane at random points just getting pictures of peanut butter toast and sesame chicken with captions like "i am cheating on you" and "my beautiful mistress" that make him roll his eyes but also feel a little better because ilya does still get to enjoy things he likes
(it DOES cause questions, though, when shane's phone is face up and a text notification just going "my mistress was good to me tonight" pops up and now shane is getting both questions and unneeded sympathy from people who think boston lily?? is cheating on him?? and is maybe also a lesbian??)
if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free
Fun fact! Demanding updates is also likely to make authors delay them, either out of spite, or because you bring their mood too low to effectively write!
For me it causes both <3
