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this way to the rdr2 sideblog :3

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time-for-maps

this changes everything oh my god

rosswoodpark

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over

isaia

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

filth-and-abscess-deactivated20

#it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

whitepajamas

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.

quietcarriage

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

buginateacup

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

cookie-sheet-toboggan

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

no1hotmullyfan

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

slowspinningredemption

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive.

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

ravioliet

sgkg

After successfully robbing the bank, they celebrated on the rooftop

#ahhhhh so good!!!!#this style wow #the colours and detail...#place beyond the pines #drive

steelycunt

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

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linolinoing

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

pigswithwings

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

walk-up-songs

A forever banger from da share zone

sheepstiel

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

so-much-for-subtlety

lesbian-moon-gf

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

Obligate theif

Obligate dem apples

Obligottem

Franz Kafka, 1912

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wordfather

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

wordfather

me when i fucking GET you

wordfather

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

rainbowgaez

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

#this is what the fandom people here sound like who are like omggg why are you writing this this is sooooo problematicccc!!!!!

berkeleygirl3

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

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stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!