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missed connections post about me from the perspective of the cute guy i saw in the second hand shop: you were a tall bear wearing a backpack and hiking sandals. when you bent over to look at a rosette psaltery in the case the hydration bladder in your backpack squirted all over your toes and you had really wet toes and you said "oh fuck my toes." i walked away after that

woodcarving program that was my plan B after they defunded all the ecology jobs just got discontinued right as i started shifting gears to move and actually go to school. ya allah do you want me to get an education

sexy nerdy blonde man came into my work asking for a specific book on pruning techniques, he was making a lot of eye contact and we were laughing at eachothers jokes, we ended up both on the floor looking for the book whispering to eachother and sort of eye fucking and then when we spotted it we both reached for it at the same time and our hands almost touched. was psyching my self up to give him my number but then saw he was there with a woman who mightve been a lesbian honestly and she was wearing the same barefoot shoes as me. why am i literally an incel rn