"None of this nonsense, please."

If R. Kelley's Trapped in the Closet had full length episodes...

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

I've been screaming since I met you @aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202

hey @markscherz what kind of beast is this and why does it have bell bottoms

This is Cruziohyla craspedopus, and basically it has evolved to look like a leaf and not like a frog when sitting still during the day (they are nocturnal). Apparently bellbottoms break up your outline and make it harder for predators to recognise you as a tasty morsel.

Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.

It is a LITERAL thousand-year-old myth that once, when a giant stole Mjolnir to force Freya to marry him, Thor somewhat successfully impersonated the goddess of love and beauty (with Loki as his lovely handmaiden full of excuses as to why she ate an entire ox at dinner) and participated in a fake wedding to get it back.

Hemsworth and Hiddleston would have been so down to portray this

We were robbed of this scene and I feel it in my blood.

Or Freyja is Just Like That and Thor thinks he is doing a particularly good job impersonating her - she is a war goddess after all.

#why is this me pulling my butch around by his carabineer #I'm being seen

IM CRYING HES HOLDING HER LIKE AN ORANGE

@rhysnolastname

@runningtowardsspace

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question

She just fuckin rolled it up

AH! My baby! 🥹