Incredibly Little Dragon in a Big Big World

Reverse ancient aliens conspiracy - the aliens did indeed come to earth, but only so they could study and plagiarize how we build pyramids and megaliths and shit because turns out humans have always been the best engineers and architects in the galaxy

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

just heard the term "pyramidiots" be used to describe people who promote ancient aliens type theories about the pyramids in egypt and honestly thats a very good term i feel like more people should use it

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

I do not agree with veganism as a moral standard. If it is your personal moral stance, that is fine. If you think humans eating meat is inherently immoral, I don’t want to deal with you, you’re hopeless. Vegan ideology behaves more like a sect of evangelical Christianity than a dietary choice.

Veganism is better for the environment, but claiming that it's a morally superior choice ignores cultural and economic factors that make people eat animal products.

It is not inherently better for the environment. That is the thing. When you begin trying to explain that local, sustainably sourced animal protein is better for the environment than imported plant proteins that are farmed 3,500 miles away using slave labor, they start tuning you out. Down is better for the environment than polyester stuffing, leather is better for the environment than pleather. We should work on making animal agricultural practices more sustainable instead of trying to shame everyone into eating plant products that are also farmed unethically and unsustainably.

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!