Misanthropic Raptor

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

Official silly sign

theyre quite (extra) ordinary

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

Actually, Who's on first. The Toronto Warlock is somebody else

keiko o'brien finds this poster looking for classroom decor. "what a lovely message!" she says, and puts in the center spot on her classroom bulletin board. she's so glad that the bajoran national media is doing such amazing campaigns. the next day kai winn mails her a dead rat. i mean an anonymous person mails her a dead rat with a message protesting the spread of blasphemy (some of the models posed without earrings)

Happy "They buy Yaoi. Yes you heard me right. Yaoi. On the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday" day to those who celebrate

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion