kooiker squad

every day i vastly overestimate how much the average person knows about dogs

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

but my dogs do actually have jobs. walking me, taking me for hikes and making sure i have enough stimulation and enrichment so i don't get into trouble or chew up the furniture is a full-time gig. it's so demanding a couple of years ago we had to hire a 2nd dog.

literally what is with people who get dogs just to chain them up outside to bark for 12 hours every single day? something must be wrong with your brain. at this point I’m convinced that large swathes of Americans have hunks of plastic in the part of your brain that’s responsible for thinking about others