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avril lavigne was right. what the hell

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

Wild animals are not pets

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

I can’t believe I’ve found this video again. I never thought I would see the day

listen, bc i am seeing this in non-robo circles now, you all have to understand the sheer confidence mangalho had here. Rung is an original transformer character written by James Roberts aka the guy who replied with “what?”. He’s also been called his self-insert. so you know, imagine you tweeting abt wanting to snort someone’s pussy dust, and the creator of that character wants to know what the fuck is up with you. and instead of going oops sorry! you stare back into his eyes and tell him to read

psychically smacking my new hire with a spoon like "no, don't work off the clock" "yes, we give you breaks" "no, we aren't nice for doing this, it's literally the law" it feels like I've adopted a shelter cat

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

this is what it feels like to be insane

i hate beauty influencers i hate foundation i hate tattooed eyeliner i hate perfectly plucked eyebrows i hate botox i hate tiktok i hate anti wrinkle cream i hate 20 step skincare routines i hate straighteners i hate shaving i hate the diet industry i hate high heels i hate bras