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this blog hates donald trump

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

*loads back to before you noticed*

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

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"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

addicted to lying

Its name was your name actualy

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

In a Fight.