I and Love and You

i am full of love and also fatigue

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board