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There was really no winning that one

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

bro. take shelter in my arms

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

mostly i do god knows what

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

“The elites?” Are we talking about the systemic nature of global capitalism that concentrates wealth in the hands an ever shrinking oligarchy who use their wealth and influence to influence political affairs and make themselves unaccountable to laws? Or are we talking about [INSERT ETHNIC/RELIGIOUS/RACIAL MINORITY HERE] that you hate and think secretly rules the world?

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

you have a headache because you have powers

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us