good luck

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

What if everything gets better in 2016

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

They found me wrapped in plastic on a beach one morning but i had my wired earbuds in and a lit joint in my mouth so they left me to do my thing

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

quick everybody the killer clown is coming you have to get in my vagina

quick everybody slenderman is in the woods you have to get in my vagina

authorities have issued an order to shelter in place. in my vagina.

Giant plastic inflatable pikachu: