That One Gaymer You Dont Know

i know every phone number

do you know who they all belong to?

everyone that has phones

what's mine

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

can you tell me what my phone number is?

i can basically do whatever i want

insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet

it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!

notes are terrifyingly full of people telling on themselves. this is like showing up at an orgy and finding out half of the participants don't know how to use a condom bc it's "scary" and "confusing" and "im lazy lol". THIS IS NOT A LOL MOMENT

Gaud, you should know that I invested in Adblock just to watch my toxic old man yaoi

House MD?

make it gayer

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

As someone with adhd I DO forget what it looks like and so every time I am so unprepared XD

i had a dream this morning that the newest thing was that when you changed the channel on the TV you'd get a text that said "we noticed you changed the channel! would you mind giving us a rating?" with a link and then if you turned off the TV you'd get another that said "did you mean to turn off the TV? we miss you!" and i really don't think we're far off from that

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now