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your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Joke explanation: GLaDOS is talking to Wheatley in assembly language, which is (almost) the most direct way to give a computer instructions. Essentially, she's baby talking him. The code here prints out "You're wrong." to the screen.

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did yuo know its very normal for girls to fall over when they stand up? this is not iron deficincy,, it is girl supries naptime