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your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

I bet it feels good as fuck to get eroded over hundreds of years if you’re a rock

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Next time my anxiety is bad I'm going to imagine Bugs Bunny showing up and doing an "Anxiety Inspector" bit.

Anxiety angrily stomping back up to my brain and Bugs is like lissen mac, you just gotta fill out dese forms, see? And then he cartoon speed piles millions of forms into the anxiety hands and as Anxiety is wobbling under the weight he goes "Oh yeah, and here's da stamp ta mail em" and drops a tiny stamp on top causing the edge of the cliff Anxiety is on to break off and Anxiety plummets into the distant bottom of a huge gorge.

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

Ayin release me from the vat

Later.