Was at a rave in the bush recently. Met a guy who was sitting with another friend of mine who, as soon as he saw me and my friend, greeted us with "you two are lesbians, yeah?" No tact, he just saw a queer with tits and a mullet and knew exactly what the fuck was going on.
You see this motherfucker approach you out of the pitch-black forest and your immediate thought is "oh yeah that's a muff diver right there"













