you got any big buckets of soup?

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

50 foreskin dollars

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Its r/oddlysatisfying to watch my dick go into your pusy

its r/mildyinfuriating to feel my pusy get full

To be clear: This is Hbomberguy, a very well known content creator with a very large fanbase turning to the camera and saying "Kiwifarms is right" with regards to a disabled, traumatized trans woman he personally underpaid for her work in the past. He didn't actually quote anything she actually said, he quoted the regurgitated and vague idea of what Kiwifarms says she might have said.

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

Being accountable to yourself never works bc I know the girl who's holding me accountable and she's full of shit

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move