BED PISSER

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

puppies have long been known for their fantastic ability. but did you know they arent the only creature capable of peeing on the carpet?

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

i also choose this guy's dead wife

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

kanye west daughter?

does anyone have the "you should give him some pussy" tweet please