BED PISSER

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

won't lie tho one time a student was really rude to me and I was like what if I killed myself. Would you feel bad?

either you die a hero or you live long enough to become the 25+yo online friend you regularly have to talk down from suicide on a Tuesday night

Never had an edible that worked, looks like this one was no different

It has come to my attention that what I ate was a regular dog treat

Edibles don't work if you're already high

Dog treats do

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

i love when people tag this with some iteration of "who sat down and coded this?!" the answer is a dev. a dev of the game did this.

THATS IT IM DONE

they need to invite a writing that involves no writing

thinking

paul w downs is heterosexual??? i've never felt so betrayed by a celebrity's sexuality in my life. he's literally real life kurt hummel, how is this possible

me finding out about natasha lyonnes