i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think

this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

fast car by tracy chapman isnt even a song thats God

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard