pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife

affirmations: it’s just a misdemeanor

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

everyone loves me because of the gifts of hair I leave all over the furniture

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

the awe on her little face, she just realized there is hope

Remember, every time you go out in public being visibly queer, you could be the first time a child learns that's possible.

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]