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Do you use your original astrological sign, or your updated/correct one?
Original, even though I know it's incorrect
Original, but I'll always believe it's correct
Updated
They've been updated???
The astrological signs have shifted, according to a blog post from NASA. Here are the new zodiac sign dates to use for your next horoscope.
I love that everyone is looking at the objective, scientific evidence that celestial bodies move over time and that therefore their position in space is no longer the same as it was thousands of years ago, meaning you were most likely not born under the same sign you thought you were, and going. Nah I dislike that I am NOT an Aeries. Fuck that noise.
/affectionate
insufferable article, here's the point:
Just when I though the whole astrology thing couldnt get more confusing.
That being said I did always find hilarious that virgo was supposed to mean I was organised.
Being an arrogant lion guy is much less hilariously wrong.
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
āWhereās the next chapter?!ā Well buddy youāre never gonna guess
Whatās the comic sans trick?
#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health
wingdings' true purpose as a font
Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.
Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)
(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)
Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.
... you can't say that and not give the link.
The Internet's best write-reward system! Write one hundred words, get an image of a kitten!
Looks like you can even make it something other than kittens, by appending ?search=dinosaur (that's the example the page gives) to the end of the URL.
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sharing this here because you can can do bats
One takeaway I have from all this noise around Imane Khelif is that a lot of grifters and TERFs had to make up a trans person to be mad at, which is really sad and funny. I feel awful for her.
My second takeaway is people think sports are about fairness? What? Since when?
Despite being born a woman, Algerian Olympic boxer Imane Khelif has become the target of transphobes like JK Rowling, who call her a "biolog
Karim Zidan comes through with an article explaining all. True champion of combat sports journalism.
It's that time of year again

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ALL HAIL OCTOBUTT!
This is the ideal gymnast body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like...
Natalie Māphylgwnth from Carcosa just finished her beam routine, which has left another judge screaming and blind. Weāre going to take a break as they look for another volunteer.
I'm so mad that I fucking love this
I KEEP forgetting to post wips but uhh here you go. a handful of progress pics on my jacket, EXTREMELY pleased with how the button collar turned out. I will certainly be incorporating it into other projects šŖ”
Today, I found out that magenta is not. It turns out pronounced Mag-neet-ah, but Meh-gent-ah. I will now go and find an appropriately deep hole to crawl into and wither.
a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didnāt actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policyĀ
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! āSightlyā is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still donāt think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND
I don't have dedicated playlists, I literally just download all the songs I like and put all of them in the music player and press shuffle, I don't care about thematic cohesion or similar moods or anything like that, I just want to hear music
pick a weapon you would most want to wield!
daggers
longsword
rapier
greataxe
mace/morningstar
spear/javelin
longbow
crossbow
trident
other! (do let me know in the tags :3)
note 1: i was going to put an option for no weapon, instead wielding magic but i feel like that option would be too appetising and i do want weapon stats!!!
note 2: i KNOW maces & morningstars are not the same (same with spear & javelin) but there's so many weapons and they are similar enough ok !!!
note 3: tell me what you would name your weapon >:0
By ādoes it workā I mean do you successfully stop thinking about whatever it is, and answer whichever option is closest, it doesnāt need to perfectly describe you (e.g., if you picture ripping it up and throwing out the pieces, you would pick the first/fifth option, not Other)
When you decide to stop thinking about something, how do you visualize it and does it work?
I imagine balling up the thought/memory and throwing it out/into a corner, yes
I imagine tucking it into a locked box/drawer/other container, and yes
I visualize it in another way, and yes
I donāt visualize it, but yes it works
I imagine balling the thought/memory up and throwing it out/into a corner, no
I imagine tucking it into a locked box/drawer/other container, and no
I visualize it in another way, and no
I donāt visualize it, and no it doesnāt work
I donāt ever decide to stop thinking about things
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no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort
And they uplo⦠they uploaded it.
The following day:

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this is their squad dynamic
I donāt really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politicianās outfit for filth
I mean. Just devastating š
This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed
Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke
You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"
I gotta add this one