🚗💨 1998 Alpina B12 5.7

• 🏁 Base: BMW E38 750i/750iL

• 🛠️ Engine: Bosch Motronic fuel injected 5.7L M70B57 V12 (Alpina-tuned)

• ⚙️ Transmission: 5-speed Switch-Tronic automatic

• 🐎 Power: 326 hp (240 kW) (stock) → 394 hp (290 kW) @ 5,200 rpm (Alpina-tuned)

• 💪 Torque: 368 lb-ft (500 Nm) (stock) → 413 lb-ft (560 Nm) @ 4,100 rpm (Alpina-tuned)

• ⏱️ 0-60 mph: 6.0 seconds

• 🏎️ Top Speed: 174 mph (280 km/h)

• 📅 Production: 202 units (143 sedan, 59 long-wheelbase) (1995 to 1999)

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