🚗💨 1998 Alpina B12 5.7

• 🏁 Base: BMW E38 750i/750iL

• 🛠️ Engine: Bosch Motronic fuel injected 5.7L M70B57 V12 (Alpina-tuned)

• ⚙️ Transmission: 5-speed Switch-Tronic automatic

• 🐎 Power: 326 hp (240 kW) (stock) → 394 hp (290 kW) @ 5,200 rpm (Alpina-tuned)

• 💪 Torque: 368 lb-ft (500 Nm) (stock) → 413 lb-ft (560 Nm) @ 4,100 rpm (Alpina-tuned)

• ⏱️ 0-60 mph: 6.0 seconds

• 🏎️ Top Speed: 174 mph (280 km/h)

• 📅 Production: 202 units (143 sedan, 59 long-wheelbase) (1995 to 1999)

SUMMARY: Terror strikes when a group of misfit high-school students discovers an ancient death whistle.

In an effort to diversify its holdings in the highly competitive militarized surveillance space, data analytics firm Palantir announced Thursday that it had acquired the Pentagon for $800 billion. “After months of negotiating, I am thrilled to announce that the U.S. government has accepted our terms and agreed to sell us the Department of War,” said Palantir CEO Alex Karp, emphasizing that the landmark deal—which included the transfer of the agency’s classified intelligence data, top secret weapons programs, and over 2.9 million military and civilian employees—would serve as a significant driver of death and destruction for the company’s customers and shareholders alike.

Can this happen to a normal woman?