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Chapter three is here!

Featuring! A threesome! Stephen is enthusiastic about oral sex! Jack likes when Diana bosses them around!

Apparently kissing was a popular “forfeit” for Regency parlor games, and the one in this fic was inspired by this blog post. I think I need a million fics of Diana forcing them into semi public kissing games for her own amusement.

I’d like to do another chapter/one shot added to this at some point of Jack and Stephen alone, but I’m going in for surgery on Monday and lord knows when I’ll want to write smut again.

Morse and baby Lewis lean by a train and go to Italy:

But in Italy they spell Inspector Mouse as “Moose”:

Guess who is in Italy?

Better still, the director has figured out that Kitchen has a beautiful profile:

Morse is not impressed by Kitchen’s profile:

Baby Lewis is very nice in this episode as well, he runs:

And he dances:

And he fixes Morse’s boo-boos:

He makes an arrest and look–the back of Kitchen’s head has hair!

Oh, there is opera in this episode and Morse gets to kiss Frances Barber:

Ok, back to Kitchen, he continues to be handsome:

Morse continues to be unimpressed with Kitchen’s handsome profile:

Kitchen is starting to worry in a very handsome fashion:

Morse solves the crime and Kitchen accuses Morse of being sexually inadequate, which isn’t nice at all:

Then director gives us one parting shot of Kitchen’s very nice profile:

Finally baby Lewis watches opera with Morse. I love baby Lewis. And his baby Lewis legs:

especially in the scene where river saves amy from the angels in the forest and amy is playing with rivers sleeve like a scared kid, rubbing the camo fabric between her fingers to make sure its real, and river looks a little broken, like she doesn't quite know what to do with herself and like shes scared out of her mind for amy. she knows amy is her mum and this is probably the most unsure and scared shes ever seen her, because in later episodes, even in fear, amy is cocky and snarky and very much the girl who bit therapists again (like she was as a kid) because shes found her footing and knows what travelling with the doctor is like at its worst, so ofc river looks at her like that. ofc she is treating amy with such gentleness. ofc she is.