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bemodreamy

Fuck. We lost an old GOAT today.

RIP Sam Neill :((((

mcgregorswench

#this is the bad place

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lukeishope

Maaaan this one hurts 💔

Sam Neill has been apart of my imagination since I was a small kid. Jurassic Park is one of those films that captures your mind and your heart, and Dr. Alan Grant is, for me, a big part of what makes that movie such a joy to revisit.

Thank you for everything, Mr. Neill. Our dinosaur man ❤️ Rest easy.

mcgregorswench

fatduckcake

Rest in peace Sam

You were a massive part of my childhood and pioneered my love of birds through jurassic park.

mcgregorswench

qqueenofhades

mcgregorswench

#politics #of a sort #crab watch 2k26

dr-cassie-mckay

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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maxmarvel12345

A Superman short story by Scott Kurtz and Karl Kerschl (September 2, 2021)

In 2013, Scott Kurtz tweeted randomly that he had written a short Superman story. He asked if anyone wanted to take a crack at illustrating it. I said yes. Scott sent me his short script and it was great. It captured the simplicity and positivity that I always long for in a Superman story, and it was only five pages long! I started drawing it in my spare time and finally got around to finishing it eight years later. ~ Karl Kerschl

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tenaflyviper

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

revdrfrog

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

dreaming-jaybird

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

chasingrainbowsforever

“Cat Napping” ~ Illustration by Clare Turlay Newberry

shiftythrifting

classic

mcgregorswench

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#kneadless comment

mcgregorswench

#someone obviously doesn’t like gingerbread cookies

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garaks-padded-bra

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

garaks-padded-bra

I had to take him into the utility room with me while i was finding duct tape to close off the bottom of the fireplace as well, so he wouldnt despawn when i was gone, and WHEN I PUT HIM DOWN TO GET THE DUCT TAPE, HE MANAGED TO NUTTY PUTTY CAVE HIMSELF IN ANOTHER CRANNY I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. AND AS I PULLED HIM OUT BY THE ASS HE CRIED LIKE A HUMAN BABY. do NOT make me feel bad for saving your dust bunny spelunking ass you SICKO

He had me doing this shit 3 times today

garaks-padded-bra

he is SICK of it

allonsybadwolf

my disservice dog is trying to lick the salt off my mall pretzel

allonsybadwolf

so my favorite boba tea kiosk in the mall was completely gone just a patch of empty floor which is very sad BUT I got this adorable pokemon stationary at a store that just opened up in the old joanns so I think we can call this a successful outing

bigbluelemon

OP sorry to crash your post but was your favourite boba kiosk the boba yaga thing???

bigbluelemon

As in, from this post that's been going around?

💬 273 🔁 26558 ❤️ 29393 · SMALL UPDATE · Still haven't heard back from the unemployment office, but a few days ago I ended up telling this

allonsybadwolf

yeah so fun fact when I saw that post last week(?) I went ha ha what if that's my local mall. what if that's my favorite boba place at my local mall. sure looks like mall floor. but that's silly because all mall floor looks like mall floor! there's so many malls! there's no way it's my mall!

turns out

it was definitely my favorite boba place at my favorite mall. I sent op an ask with this photo when I was leaving the mall earlier (I don't think they've seen it yet but I was astounded)

you guys would all have loved my (not on tumblr) spouses reaction when he went "oh no the kiosk is gone" and I immediately said LOST JOB FROM TUMBLR?!?

we went to a different tea place by the new store in the old joanns building and I read him the whole saga aloud while we sat and had our drinks

allonsybadwolf

prev my real life name is Robin and you jump scared me so bad I was like HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I A—oh Steve this is probably about stranger things

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 29 minutes

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

furrytechgirl

I can sell these bad bitches to all the occultists and covens making a killing! I bet the Catholic Church would buy them for $1 a pop. . .

mcgregorswench

This could be very very good…or extremely overwhelming…either way I’m going to be entertained!

msbarrows

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

velvetcloak

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Strawberry Champagne

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