Am I not just an robot

Last weekend I saw Next Music From Tokyo which is an annual tour of small Japanese bands around Canada and the lead of Bashikugo wanted to communicate that she really liked the vancouver aquarium but she doesn't speak English so she was like "vancouver aquarium! Good! Many fish! Many frogs![someone in the crowd yells TURTLES] many turtles!" And the crowd was going nuts

seals should be able to levitate and hover around at whatever height they want it's not fair that they have to scoot whenever they're out of the water

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

my buddy knows george rr martin and the reason he hasn't finished the book is he's forgotten how to spell "incest" (keeps writing insect). he's furious with himself. keeps cutting his little hat with scissors

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .