computer. show me hot guys

it is not scientifically possible to know the name of a basketball player

we just don’t know

there’s no way to know a basketball players name

i’m not even sure basket ball players have names

no body has ever known the name of a basketball player

i wish there was a way to easily identify a basketball player but there is no way to know the name of a basketball player. it’s just not possible

we just don’t know

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

hi you’re so cute can i press my blade to your throat when i’m inside you?

The blood pervert would like to know if you are afraid of blood. For no particular reason

This counts as fan art

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

you don't need to be married to get divorced

you don't need to have kids to be a dad

anyone can become a divorced father simply by putting their mind to it

you don't need to be married to get divorced

you don't need to have kids to be a dad