computer. show me hot guys

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

taylor swift has succumbed to the wizard's curse

“i’ve got a list of names and yours is in red underlined. check it once, then i check it twice” okay Santa Claus

Have you ever seen santa and taylor swift in the same room

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

stop hitting the spurt button that's not even suppose to be on your n64 controller