Burns at Both Ends

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

Actually, Shirley Temple was the name of the Actress. You're thinking of Shirley Temple's Drink

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

they should invent pain relief that relieves pain

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

Pure hearted elegant young men forced to fight to the death near me

Hollywood really could have that category

Official Post of Massachusetts

T_T I wish bathroom-related disabilities weren’t still today the subject of so much baseless ableism and hatred.. When you learn that kind of shame, it can kill you. People think “it’s too embarrassing to be seen buying an enema, or to go to the ER and need a manual disimpaction. I’ll just wait this one out” and then the bowel perforates and that can kill you in no time at all. And a LOT of it is just because of the meaningless stigma surrounding something as universal and basic as.. peeing and pooping?? That’s insane! Most everyone does it! Get over yourself and stop perpetuating shame!! Knowing someone has to wear a diaper will not kill you, but the embarrassment that person feels might just kill them!!

Going into the Project Hail Mary tag to discover that it's all yaoi of Grace and some random guy was kind of bewildering because first of all I'm pretty sure that guy wasn't even in the movie and second of all the crab is right there

STOP THE CRAB ERASURE

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous