Burns at Both Ends

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem

Reading chapter books one chapter a night to his kids was I think also an excuse for my dad to read some books he’d never gotten around to reading by himself. Did he know how sexual the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series can possibly get? No. We learned that together as a family.

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."