jay

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

my PC keeps growling @ me wen i use it is that normal

you know how it is with spaghetti

"is sabrina destroying feminism or is she empowering women" i think shes having sex

sometimes women just do things

something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

it’s vital that elon musk die in the next 4 months

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on

all borders are imaginary and should be abolished even the physical borders of the sea don't count all you need is a boat this is OUR planet and nobody is illegal anywhere no movement should never be restricted nobody owns any land nobody can stop you from existing on the planet you live on landlords should be shot in the streets