jay

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

i'm close ☹️

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

my PC keeps growling @ me wen i use it is that normal

you know how it is with spaghetti

"is sabrina destroying feminism or is she empowering women" i think shes having sex

sometimes women just do things

something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch