lonelytaumoeba

Sometimes I think I'm going through this life blind but thankfully, there are people doing God's work here

Crying myself to sleep over this today

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what it comes down to is that he really just loves that rock. that's his guy. seven billion people on earth and none of them were his guy and you know what??? he's in luck because he got shot into space and his guy just happened to be in space also. sometimes life is just beautiful

I do genuinely think Andy Weir tried to make an alien no one would want to fuck and I think everyone has done such a great job turning around and giving him the middle finger. I really hope he has seen all the creative ways people have found to make it work. Like I know he has to have at least one friend clowing and sending him the alien porn and if he doesn't I just know he's a lurker. Either way, hi Andy! 🫰

it's 3am and grace looks over at rocky like "would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺" and rocky, already in the seventh circle of codependency, says There Is No Universe In Which I Do Not Cherish You. You Are The Most Important Thing In My Life. I Would Do Everything Over Again For You. No Matter What Form You Take I Will Find A Way To Care For You. What Is This Worm You Speak Of. and the translator chugs out "yes. what is worm, question?" and grace is like "aw thanks buddy :)" and starts talking about worms while rocky starts designing the xenonite suit immediately just so he can beat the laptop to death with his bare(ish) hands

someone described the Eridians as Weir’s attempt to make aliens you couldn’t fuck and I’m just like. Buddy. Ryan Gosling is gonna make that approx. 1kg of biological material in there sing.

OMG so cute!!!

Teehehee ❤️

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

but sometimes something comes out of it

look even if you arent into grace/rocky you just HAVE to admit they explored each others bodies on the journey to erid. just to see whats up. the scientific boundary-crossing is already canon. and you wanna tell me those two intellectually curious guys trapped in a tin can for 3-4 years didnt at least get up to some weird shit for enrichment? dont make me laugh

Grace was already being very insistent and such a freaky little freak about watching Rocky eat while Rocky was really uncomfortable about it.