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hobbithouses

#Middle Earth #hobbits #houses #yes good

pietriarchy

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piss-bong

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journeymanfool

dowereallyneedthis

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great job everyone lets hit the showers

testosteronetwink

pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree

Not again

cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

flavoracle

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

#video games #design #Skyrim #memes #brb dying

aediondraws

this is my xfiles au where everything is the same except that the x in "xfiles" stands for Fox Mulder's gendermarker, thank you 🛸🕴

Mulder's design is based on David Duchovny's role as Denise in Twin Peaks who is the loml!

extra sketch because i can:

aediondraws

Part 2

my favourite scene, but wlw version.

+ something silly + scully getting revenge for the neckpain she endured, hanging with this tall idiot all the time.

#X Files #trans #alternate universes #I love everything about this #art

lovely-v

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

lovely-v

10-4ward

This is the polar opposite of this:

froginakettle

myonlypen

masterrainbowcat

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

cashewthesmol

The Simarillion is a beast of a book. Who knows what all it contains D;

#Middle Earth #Silmarillion #xkcd #Pokemon #/cackles/

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butt-berry

Dragapult family (about to adopt a new sibling)

#art #Pokemon #found family #hee!

lakelewisia

The annual bake-off at the fair pitted the two rivals against each other once again, and once again only one could win top prize. The loser sidled up after the ribbons had been handed out, and asked, “I can tell the secret ingredient is pomegranate, it’s amazing, but where are you getting them at this time of year?” The winner, whom she had never seen around town or anywhere else but the competition, smiled and said, “Fresh from the underworld,” and the long explanation that followed turned rivalry to friendship.

#fiction #microfiction #magical realism #baking #rivalry #mythology #homebaked universe

fluffmugger

leninthesixth

you gotta include this photo

cumpriest

ağlıycam

lilli-sturmreiter

#cats #food #memes #the old memes never really leave us

totalcanine

sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you

shortcircuit908

happy sniffs you sunday

#wolves #hee!

ms-demeanor

That poor pest control guy did not know what he was getting into, but given the state of my yard i feel like he should have known what he was getting into.

ms-demeanor

He was going door to door offering to spray the base of the house for pests for a discount rate because one of our neighbors signed up for pest control and he walked down my driveway (covered in spiderwebs), up onto my front porch (covered in spiderwebs), and knocked on my door (covered in spiderwebs) and said "hi, I'm John from the bug company, would you be interested in a discount service because it seems like you may have a spider problem."

And I said, "oh, no, I'm sorry, I won't be spraying for spiders, I like them. I want to encourage them."

And he gave me kind of a weird look and was like "why?" And I was honest and said that they were my pest control, they take care of my mosquitoes and and and flies, and then I kind of laughed and said that I should stop because I know way too much about spiders and if he let me go I'd talk his ear off.

And then he made his fatal mistake and asked what I knew about spiders, and if I knew what kinds of webs he'd walked past to get on the porch and what spiders were in my yard.

So then he got to hear my thoughts on brown vs black widows and why I wished there were as many black widows as there used to be but I had a big beautiful one under my patio table right now and even if I prefer black widows because they aren't invasive the same way that brown widows are i still like the brown widows and i had a lovely one who lived in my patio chair from August until the firestorm in January and she was so good and kept eating cockroaches and had made five big egg sacks and how I was so proud of her and I used to have a lot more orb weavers but their numbers never recovered after the tropical storm last year but I had a cute one on the shed that I took a picture of yesterday and of course there are tons of wolf spiders and jumping spiders and cellar spiders if you wanted to count them too and some false widows but I hadn't seen any of them this year and, well, yeah, anyway they're not actually dangerous mostly and widows want nothing to do with you but a bite wasn't pleasant but much better than a recluse bite but I almost never see recluses around here but i wouldn't, would I, because they're not called brown gregarious spiders, oh and there are black footed yellow sack spiders around and you don't want those to bite you but their little toes are so cute and I'm sorry, sorry, sorry like I said I can go off about spiders, but also I don't want to spray because I've got so many pollinators, I've got a whole wisteria vine full of carpenter bees, actually i saw a male valley carpenter bee last week, did you know they're golden and fuzzy? He was so cool! But, yes, sorry, I won't be spraying but thank you for asking, and I'm sorry I was the crazy spider lady at you!

ms-demeanor

Extremely adorable fuzzy little creature:

A large friend:

Look, this is basically a kitten:

A goth icon.

Strong, independent women that I don't want to fuck with.

They are delightful and they eat actual pests, I love them.

gallusrostromegalus

I had almost this exact conversation with the door-to-door pest control guy last summer, but about the wasps. He was outright confused when I told him that not only was he not welcome in my yard, I'd just put out some fried chicken crumbs for my paper wasps to make sure they built their hives on my property because nothing in his truck made better crop pest control than a hungry nest of Red Paper Wasps, except maybe Ichneumons but have to get rid of the lawn before those will move in-

"Red Paper wasps? Those are very dangerous! They're very aggressive!" he sputters.

"Really? They seem to be quite placid." I indicated the Fine-backed Red Paper Wasp nest about 16 inches above his head under the eaves.

He stared.

I picked up a crumb of KFC from the porch shelf with my finger and held it up. One of the ladies investigated, then landed and sat on my finger and munched happily for a few seconds before returning to the nest.

"Would you like to see the common paper wasps? They've got a great nest going on the side of the garage."

"I'm. I'm good." He said, and left.

ms-demeanor

Update:

Another pest control guy showed up and knocked on the door and mentioned that he does bug spraying and I just straight up said "oh i'm the crazy spider lady, I like the bugs, that's why I don't mow."

And he said "Well, do you have any rats or other rodents you need handled?"

And I said "No, we have a barn owl living out back. You should see my collection of rat skulls. Do you want an owl pellet?"

He did not want an owl pellet :(

#insects #spiders #owls #/helpless giggling/#brilliant

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70sscifiart

this might be a bit out of your purview but I’m trying to identify the artist of these illustrations from a 1962 children’s short story collection & was hoping you might be able to help. thanks for your time!

Cool art! I don't recognize the artist myself. Do any of my followers have any more info?

#art #books #vintage #mythology #well that's just neat

prokopetz

I love it when robotic or cybernetic characters' facial features are greebled in ways that make no earthly sense for that particular organ. Bro, why do you have blinking lights on your ears? Are you legally an airplane?

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

The best solution to this, when pressed, is to just say yes

Now why is your character legally an airplane? That’s where the fun begins…

thenightetc

For tax evasion.

#science fiction #bot feels #character design #hee!

lakelewisia

His paintings, found several years after his death in a nearly ruined garden shed heavy with the remains of a dozen species of bird nests, were classified for many years as a lost lineage of the abstract art movement. It was not until historians and museum preservation specialists began investigating with UV lights that the glowing blue truth was revealed. His subjects, and the distinctly avian features noted in his only surviving self-portrait, suddenly seemed as obvious as the beak on one’s face.

#fiction #microfiction #magical realism #art #birds #homebaked universe

anka-dm

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

#art #tigers #poetry #yes good

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

miketon

#trans #nonbinary #shitposting #brb dying #tragic

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moosekleenex

add yours!

#art #nature #exploration #yes good

yolas0

Red river hog

#animals #pigs #babies are babies #ded from cute #vid

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