On A Trail of Breadcrumbs

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

What wait WHAT

give the trees names and they will protect you

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

The agricultural science and necromancy departments at the community college have spent the summer in the teaching gardens, cultivating the new Resurrection pepper variety. An offshoot of the Carolina Reaper, this pepper is fatally hot to the living but has been tested as capable of reviving the recently dead with only minimal tissue damage to the areas exposed during force feeding. Due to the use of live human tasters as part of the normal testing process, it is not currently possible to assign a Scoville Heat Unit rating to the Resurrection pepper, but those working on the project are hopeful that individuals brought back from the dead may be able to help with future rating methods.

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

My ADHD-having ass: *has wandered off down the beach and is watching a moose fight an orca*

@zoethesportsblog

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

Pure hearted elegant young men forced to fight to the death near me

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

Here's the thing, Benoit Blanc could solve most Scooby mysteries and the Scooby gang could solve all the knives out films, but I think only the Scooby's could solve the Kira Case

L could solve the mysteries in Knives Out but I don't think he could catch a Scooby monster

The reason Benoit Blanc can't solve the Kira Case is simple, he's too famous. The moment he takes it on, and possibly before he does, light already knows his legal name and face and can kill him

Neither feral nor wild, and certainly not domesticated, she was simply Cat, just fae-touched enough to have adventure as a lifestyle rather than a cause of death. The toddler, of course, knew none of this, only that the Nice Kitty was soft and warm, when his wanderings away from home had otherwise been decidedly cold and miserable thus far. Fostering foundling humans was usually better left to dogs, who had more patience and less good sense, but Cat could smell adventure on the child, several years off, provided someone kept him fed and free in the meantime.