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the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

love like the galaxy + “i hope this email finds you…”

Branch prediction

Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy

I didn’t even look at the other options

fun outfit idea!

I too have it marked on my calendar. If only so I won’t be surprised when I log in on March 16th and wonder why my inbox is filled with people yelling at me about vampire nipples.

For anyone who wants it, Crucifix Nail Nipples.

I need some fucking joy right now. We all do.

We were listening to The Nutcracker on the highway yesterday and this happened. Enjoy the March of the Snowplows

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

Masha The Hero

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

Yep, that about sums it up.