Freeze your brain

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

Transfem peter parker