light up the night

Behold the fistbumping lesbians

The articles that I saw mentioning this all cited 400 as the safe daily amount of caffeine, although none of them said why.

The espresso has more too, 89mg instead of 67.

So this drink has 623 mg of caffeine.

Technically, you’d also be going all Blurrily Accelerating Lesbian Skeleton if you had two grande drip coffees there.

But like. Compare em. Cold symptoms: runny nose, cough, congestion, tiredness, muscle aches, hard to sleep, just general sick feeling. All constant, all disruptive. Gonorrhea symptoms: irritation while peeing, discharge (and that’s if you get any symptoms at all). Localized, mostly a nuisance. There’s no cure for the common cold, just over the counter symptom alleviators that never fully work. Gonorrhea is cleared up within 48 hours with a shot (which is potentially free, if you have good clinics nearby). Sure, you can’t have sex for a week after that, but you can’t really have sex for the 1-2 weeks you’re afflicted with a cold either.

one of the suggestions was "vester Or osmund in the womanulet" and i picked vester, but that means i can draw osmund lookin' fiiine for my own sake. i don't think he'd ever care to wear one in universe because he's very vain and his masculinity (however beautifully he expresses it) is important to him

but we can enjoy this anyway

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit: