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I'd like to take a minute to appreciate Caesar Rodney: the delegate from Delaware who, despite suffering asthma attacks and painful facial cancer, and despite warnings from his physician that a long ride at full-gallop could be deadly to him, answered an urgent dispatch saying he was needed immediately by the Continental Congress, rode 80 miles through the night in raging thunderstorms and pouring rain to arrive, exhausted and ill, covered in mud, and sopping wet, in the nick of time to cast the tie-breaking vote for independence on July 2, 1776.
Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch
the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015
THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????
You say "Pop off, slay queen", I say "Tally-ho wot wot". We are not the same (I am Basil Stag Hare).
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When it looks like you’ve been brutally murdered by a Titan, but you’ve secretly become the host to a fallen angel when nobody was looking:
my favorite moments from Skin Game (who am I kidding, it’s every page, but let’s just pull out the top twelve):
1. the one that makes me go absolutely wild every time
The angel held up his hand. “If you do this, I can take no action to protect you,” he said. “And this creature will be free to inflict upon you such pain as even you could not imagine.”
A sudden, sunny smile lit Michael’s face. “My friend …”
Uriel blinked, and rocked slightly, as if the words had struck him with physical force.
“… thank you,” Michael continued. “But I’m not the Carpenter who set the standard.”
HHHHHHHH
HELLO MR. BUTCHER YOU CAN’T JUST THROW THINGS LIKE THIS AT ME WITHOUT ADVANCE WARNING
2. the one that is the MOST badass moment in the entire series, no I do not take constructive criticism
Michael’s eyes widened and went to Nicodemus as he stretched out his right hand, without looking, without needing to look, and withdrew from the canvas package a Sword, a shining length of straight steel with a cruciform hilt. As Michael’s fingers closed on it, Amoracchius exploded into white light, and for the second time in an evening, the quiet, ominous power of one of the Swords filled the air.
Nicodemus’s eyes widened. “You cheat!” he snarled.
“I said I would come out to you,” Michael said. Then he lifted a work-booted foot and kicked the white picket gate off its hinges. It struck Nicodemus across the torso, driving him back into the street, and Michael Carpenter, Knight of the Cross, strode out of the open gate onto the icy sidewalk while the archangel looked on, silver-green eyes blazing in answer to the light of the Sword in Michael’s hands.
“I’m out,” Michael said. “In nomine Dei, Nicodemus, I have come to face you.”
“I said I would come out to you…I’m out”
nothing can top this, ever, don’t even TRY to change my mind
3. IT’S A LIGHTSABER!! A LIGHTSABER!! HOW COOL IS THAT??
His fingers closed around the grip of the broken Sword of Faith, and if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I would scarcely have believed what happened.
There was a flash of light.
There was a sound like a howl of holy trumpets backed up by the voices of an entire choir.
And suddenly a shaft of blinding silver-white light three feet long sprang from the broken hilt of Fidelacchius and shone in the first golden light of that day’s dawn, humming with the full power of the Sword, only louder now, more melodic, and physically audible.
Nicodemus’s sword was already falling, and when it met the blade of light, there was a shriek of protesting metal, a flash of sparks, and he reeled back three quick steps, staring at his own weapon in incomprehension.
Fidelacchius had sheared it off as neatly as if it had been paper instead of steel. The severed end of Nicodemus’s sword glowed white-hot.
“Ah,” said a voice next to me, in a tone of intense satisfaction, and I jerked a quick glance up to see Uriel crouching next to me, his teeth showing, his eyes glittering.
Butters came to his feet, and his jaw hung open. He stared at the humming blade in his hands for a second and then suddenly his teeth showed in a joyous smile that was no less fierce for being so.
And his eyes locked on Nicodemus.
Suddenly, there was an incoherent scream from behind one of the vans, and the vehicle rocked, as if something enormous had smashed against it. A second later, Mouse stepped out from behind the van, where its bulk was shielding him from the immediate aim of the slowly recovering squires. The Foo dog’s head was low, his body crouched and tensed, hackles raised, gleaming, sharp, freshly bloodied teeth bared. He was no more than a few feet from Nicodemus’s back, and at his appearance, Anduriel’s shadow form went berserk, flickering and twisting in a dozen directions at once, like a panicked animal running to the ends of its tether.
“Nice try?” Butters said. “Mister, where I come from, there is no try.”
And he lifted the Sword to a guard position and charged, coat flaring dramatically, impossibly.
listen
LISTEN
Butters DESERVED this and so did I, thank you very much
4. this is literally the best “offer a hand to the villain” scene ever written
“It isn’t a matter of belief,” Michael said. “I need look no further than the evidence of my eyes and mind. It’s why I took up the Sword in the first place. To save you, and those like you, who have been used by the Fallen. It’s why I have been given the grace to take up arms again, this very night—in time to offer you a chance.”
“For forgiveness?” Nicodemus spat.
“For hope,” Michael said. “For a new beginning. For peace.” He swallowed and said, “I can’t imagine anything happening to my daughter. No father should have to see his child die.” Michael’s voice stayed steady, quiet, and sincere. “As different as we are, as much separated in time and faith, you are still a human being. You are still my brother. And I am very sorry for your pain. Please. Let me help you.”
Nicodemus shuddered and dropped his eyes.
I blinked several times.
And for a second, I thought Michael was going to pull it off.
Then Nicodemus shook his head and let out a low and quiet laugh. He stood up again, and as he did, his shadow seemed to accrete beneath him, gathering darkness from all around the room and drawing it into a nebulous pool at his feet.
“Choirboy,” he said, contempt in his tone. “You think you know about commitment. About faith. But yours is as a child’s daydream beside mine.”
“Don’t do this,” Michael said, his tone almost pleading. “Please don’t let them win.”
“Let them win?” Nicodemus said. “I do not dance to the Fallen’s tune, Knight. We may move together, but I play the music. I set the beat. For nearly two thousand years have I followed my path, through every treacherous bend and twist, through every temptation to turn aside, and after centuries of effort and study and planning and victory, they follow my leadership. Not the other way around. Turn aside from my path? I have blazed it through ages of humanity, through centuries of war and plague and madness and havoc and devotion. I am my path, and it is me. There is no turning aside.”
The shadow at his feet seemed to darken as he spoke, to throb in time with his voice, and I shuddered at the sight, at the pride in his bearing, the clarity in his eyes, and the absolute, serene certainty in his voice.
Lucifer must have looked exactly like that, right before things went to Hell.
where do I even start
Michael reaching out to Nicodemus, who has committed unspeakable evils for centuries, and calling him his brother, is peak Christianity, wish more books did that
Nicodemus boasting about his path and how he’s so powerful, and how the speech is just dripping with pride, but then you get whammied with the comparison to the Devil at the end, and you really see where too much pride takes you
5. you may have noticed that most of these center around Michael, I’m not sorry though because my guy deserves to have his spot in the limelight, anyway this is a spectacular scene please enjoy
Nicodemus approached us with his expression entirely neutral, and eyed Michael.
“We needn’t fear further interference from Tessa. It will take her time to pull herself together. How did you do that?” he demanded.
“I didn’t,” Michael said simply.
Nicodemus and Deirdre exchanged an uneasy glance. “All of you, hear me,” Michael said quietly. He turned and stood between them—Fallen angels and monsters and scoundrels and mortal fiends—and me. “You think your power is what shapes the world you walk in. But that is an illusion. Your choices shape your world. You think your power will protect you from the consequences of those choices. But you are wrong. You create your own rewards. There is a Judge. There is Justice in this world. And one day you will receive what you have earned. Choose carefully.”
His voice resonated oddly in that space, the words not loud, but absolutely penetrating, touched with something more than mortal, with an awareness beyond that of simple space and time. He was, in that moment, a Messenger, and no one who heard him speak could doubt it.
your!! choices!! shape!! your world!! you!! create!! your own rewards!! there IS Justice in this world!! and one day!! ONE DAY!! you will receive what you have earned!! CHOOSE CAREFULLY
thank you for coming to Michael’s TEDtalk
6. this whole scene is so well written but alas it’s too long so here’s the absolute best bit, enjoy
I considered the Grail and felt bad for what I was doing, and I didn’t hesitate or slow down for a second. There are weapons that have nothing to do with steel or explosions or vast arcane power, and I used mine. “Do you remember?” I asked in a very quiet voice. “The first time you saw her? The first time she looked at you? Do you remember that change? That shift, when the whole universe suddenly tilted? Do you remember looking at her and knowing that you would never, ever be quite the same person? Do you think the cup will do that for you?”
I flicked him the Grail, sending it in a smooth arc through the air.
His eyes widened in surprise, but he caught it adroitly, his whole body shuddering as its power washed over him.
I watched him, his face, his posture, and put every ounce of scorn I had into my voice. “I don’t know how you said it back in the day, but I’ll bet you anything her first word was ‘dada.’ ”
Something snapped.
His chest stopped heaving.
A single tear appeared.
And he said, in an utterly flat, utterly dead voice, “Kill them.”
And that ended the game, right there.
I win?
the fact that the Dresden Files consistently brings up that there are things more powerful than magic, like faith or love, is truly one of my favorite things about the series. and here, Harry’s greatest weapon isn’t his spells or anything like that; it’s his insight, and his ability to hit Nicodemus right where it hurts using only words
love that
7. see above re: basic human experiences being more powerful than any magic
There’s power in the touch of another person’s hand. We acknowledge it in little ways, all the time. There’s a reason human beings shake hands, hold hands, slap hands, bump hands.
It comes from our very earliest memories, when we all come into the world blinded by light and color, deafened by riotous sound, flailing in a suddenly cavernous space without any way of orienting ourselves, shuddering with cold, emptied with hunger, and justifiably frightened and confused. And what changes that first horror, that original state of terror?
The touch of another person’s hands.
Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort, to food. Hands that hold and touch and reassure us through our very first crisis, and guide us into our very first shelter from pain. The first thing we ever learn is that the touch of someone else’s hand can ease pain and make things better.
That’s power. That’s power so fundamental that most people never even realize it exists.
hello, I love this
I said it above, but I’ll say it again: I absolutely love how love and faith and things that anybody can do are often what trump the things that go bump in the night in the Dresdenverse
love that
8. the one that makes me cry, every time
She looked at my face searchingly for a moment and then said, in a tiny voice, “Do you want to be my dad?”
I went blind for a few seconds, until I blinked the tears away.
“Sure,” I said. It came out in a tight croak, but when I said it she smiled at me.
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perfection
9. Skin Game is full of awesome moments like the ones above but it also has a lot of humor too and I should not leave those out
“Ah,” Nicodemus said, as we reached the pool of light around the conference table. “Mr. Dresden. I’m glad to see you here on time. Will you have doughnuts?”
I looked past him to the snack table. It was indeed piled with doughnuts of a number of varieties. Some of them even had sprinkles. My mouth started a quick impression of a minor tributary.
But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil, damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness … … which could obviously be redeemed only by passing through the fiery, cleansing inferno of a wizardly digestive tract.
need I say anything
10. PARKOUR
Michael approached me with his eyes wide and said, “Dear God in Heaven, Harry. That was amazing. I’ve never seen you move so quickly.”
“Yeah,” I said. “There aren’t many perks to being the Winter Knight, but that’s one of them.”
“Did you shout ‘Parkour’?” Michael asked.
“Well, sure,” I said. “That was kinda Parkour-like.”
Michael fought to keep a smile off his face. “Harry,” he said, “I’m almost certain one doesn’t shout ‘Parkour.’ I believe one is supposed to simply do Parkour.”
“Do I criticize your Latin battle cries? No, never once.”
“That is true,” Michael said soberly.
the friendly banter in this book is to die for
11. idk this scene just always makes me laugh
At the bottom of the elevator ride, I turned to Mab’s bodyguards and said, “Time for you guys to get out and bring the car around.” When none of them moved, I said, “Okay. You guys filled out some kind of paperwork for how you want your remains disposed of, right?”
At that, the Sidhe blinked. They looked at Mab.
Mab stared ahead. I’d seen statues that indicated their desires more strongly.
They got out.
the timing is just. so perfectly comedic
12. this is last on the list but not last in my heart
At three thirty a.m., we rolled up to the evil lair in a soccer mom’s minivan with a MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT … bumper sticker on the back. It is worth noting that by the standards of my life, this was not a terribly incongruous entrance.
100/10 entrance, absolutely spectacular, better than any cool action shot of the heroes walking into danger
anyway even if you never read the other Dresden Files books you should read Skin Game because it is truly one of my favorite books of all time for a reason
Mab showing up in Harry’s office at the beginning of Summer Knight:
what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at.
this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.
the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…
I simply must torment you a bit with these, let us see some of my personal favourites! (part one due to the image limit)
let us start with the kiss on the cheek (eyes averted! oh the pose! these were taken between 1910-1940)
or the nearly opposite energy (how daring!) of the kiss or caress with direct eye contact (1910-1930)
and then the innocent – yet so flirty – classic of the park encounter! (1890-1920)
and then the famed kiss on the bare shoulder – what an idea, what a vibe, such intimacy! (1910-1930)
and oh, I am not done, look at this – the adoration of the woman! look at this expression, this pose, this decorum! (1910-1940)
and then some of my favourites from the more playful or direct category, enjoy (1910-1930):
and, at last (thank you for still being here and witnessing my recent fascination with vintage polish photography) my three absolute favourites outside of any particular categories (1910-1930)
just look at her. just look.

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Since Harry can't access technology I think the only reasonable route is for everyone else in his immediate circle to have a group chat.
They can use it for tracking what he's up to if he's trying to go solve another impending catastrophe on his own again AND also for memes.
Thomas drops a screenshot of "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there" in the chat with zero context and his phone blows up with "YEAH THIS"
molly: wait dad?? I didn't expect you to like that one
Michael: Christ followed man into Hell. I don't think I see the harm in it as long as we plan to come BACK.
i think what bothers me about a lot of "girl power" narratives is that they function on the implicit idea on the idea that women can become worthy of respect. and i happen to think that really caring about women means believing they already are worthy of respect. that historical seamstresses and soccer moms and forgotten sisters and sweet polite little girls and someone's weird grandma matter just as much as the warriors and politicians, even if they, personally, never accomplish anything "cool."
eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous
"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" skinny doesn't feel as good as having energy and body heat
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

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Yes, UtH is a tragedy, but aging Jason up too much before he gets put in the Lazarus Pit really robs you of the comedy of a 16-18 year old doing all that.
its sooo ridiculous lol, every time i see panels from lost days i think of this (spot the difference)
feet not ever touching the floor. i imagine hes making sketchy mischievous deals with these grown ass men and theyre trying reeaaaalll hard not to laugh in his face
"erm id like some military supplies pls!" like what are we even doing atp
^ him during all this
we really should be calling it fanworks, not content
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