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I wrote a Dracula sea shanty

Composition, lyrics & instruments by me, recording & mixing by Matt Walker, video and additional mixing by Natasha Shepherd, performance by all of us.

#dracula #dracula daily #bram stoker #The Demeter #The Voyage of the Demeter #sea shanty #I'm so proud of how it turned out #I've never done anything on this scale before #Youtube

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selkiesparrow

Zoozve, my beloved

ktempestbradford

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

rabbitrah

It is now called Zoozve :')

abandonedography

Abandoned Yellow House in Nova Scotia, Matt Madden & Kim Vallis

i-say-spooky-you-say-scary

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

downtroddendeity

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

i-say-spooky-you-say-scary

wow fuck that one tarantula

jimintomystery

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

pmamtraveller

A collection of Moroccan doors

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frostedmagnolias

Floral Brocade Silk 3-Piece Ensemble

c. 1860

Whitaker Auction

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

shaeeldera

I had to draw this beautiful lady

illufinch

hot croc bun

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yarrayora-deactivated20230104

op i hope you know croc bun is a real thing in indonesia, here are some pictures

theyre usually made for big events like weddings!

orcboxer

ROTI BUAYA MY BELOVED

youthincare

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

aetherograph

And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.

If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.

"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.

But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.

what-even-is-thiss

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

what-even-is-thiss

Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: What?

what-even-is-thiss

Human: Wait that’s why there’s ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

unassimilatedsoul

Elf: That sword, where did you get it?

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.

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coffee-and-cusswords

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

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measured-words

Reblogging this three times in a row? Take a deep breath and take care of yourself!

spoonies-and-knives

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#Turns out I am not a suspension bridge and should not be kept under a steady level of stress forever to function

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heartattackinblackdye

this summer i recommend shower wipes or body wipes to people who struggle with hygiene due to disability, mental or physical. yes i know it produces unnecessary waste. yes there’s the argument of “if you buy the wipes then you’ll never shower,” but chances are most people who are struggling would Not Have Showered with or without access to wipes. i know it isnt a full shower but wiping yourself down can make a big difference in how you feel!!

along these lines you can think about buying mouthwash and getting any kind of friction at all on your teeth when it’s too hard to brush fully, dry shampoo if it’ll help keep your hair less oily when washing your hair is overwhelming, etc. you deserve easier ways to care for yourself and feel clean. also remember you are not a failure for struggling with hygiene even if society tells you otherwise!

#my eczema's been horrendeous lately and the slightest contact with anything beyond my prescription handwash is awful #so I've been using baby wipes for hygiene and they are a godsend #it's not the same but it's an acceptable solution until my skin has cleared up enough to make showering bearable

foxglovedforest

The kids are aight

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paranormal-taters

MY DEAR TUMBLR USERS!!

WONDERFUL NEWS!!

NETHERFIELD PARK IS LET AT LAST!!!

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soychronicprocrastinator

What a wonderful thing for our girls!!!

lady-merian

How so? How can it affect them? 🤨

sunflowergardens-world

My dear Merian! You must know I am thinking of his reblogging from one of them!

green-great-dragon

Is that his design in blogging here?

estel-and-agape

Design? nonsense, how can you write so! But it is very likely that he may reblog from one of them, and therefore you must follow him as soon as his blog is online.

lady-merian

I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may follow him, or they may follow him by themselves, which perhaps will be still better for them, for as you are as clever as any of them he might reblog most from you of the party.

soychronicprocrastinator

My dear, you flatter me. I certainly HAVE had my share of cleverness, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown-up mutuals, she ought to give over thinking of her own reblog counts.

siena-sevenwits

In such cases, a woman has not often much of a reblog count to think of.

paranormal-taters

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tragicburnout

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

myfairynuffstuff

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

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