Notes 4 a theory of making in a time of necessity

A mood

If these scientists ever let this baby fall I will be taking names. Preserve this robots trust.

One day you’re not old and the next day you have a favorite supermarket

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

doctor banner and mr. hulk

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

are you kidding me, gaston’s gotta be overcompensating for something

the ol’ razzle dazzle 

This makes me angry.

FRUIT PAR LA METRE

This is literally the “me, an intellectual” meme

Unironically totally in favour of all these rebrands especially the slim james.

I’d buy a bag of nerds like that!