Everything Has a Timeline: Charlie finds Vox in a dumpster behind his own gutted headquarters, cracked screen and all, and does what she always does with things nobody else wants. He didn't ask to be saved. He's staying anyway.
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Everything Has a Timeline: Charlie finds Vox in a dumpster behind his own gutted headquarters, cracked screen and all, and does what she always does with things nobody else wants. He didn't ask to be saved. He's staying anyway.

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StaticBelle fic concept: in the aftermath of the S2 finale, Vox goes for broke and attempts to salvage his reputation by selling his soul to Charlie, hoping to capitalize off her sudden boom in popularity.
Call it... The Diamond Collared Shark?
Honestly? Probably a golden opportunity to explore my StaticChaggi agenda.
Stay tuned
Yo, question, do you do Staticbelle like a funny love triangle? I personally ship staticbelle with Charlie liking Vox AND Vaggie, but Vox and Vaggie still HATE each other (which Charlie is oblivious to).
Charlie and Vaggie = affectionate
Charlie and Vox = affectionate
Vox and Vaggie = words cannot describe their hatred for each other
Or is Vaggie just cut from the picture?
Ah, very interesting question!
My answer is: yes, I tend to prefer the option of Charlie in a sort of triangle shaped dynamic with them - her relationship with Vaggi preserved mostly as is. AND ALSO Vox is with Charlie in whatever capacity suits the shipping premise. All the while, Vox and Vaggi are engaged in either highly comical, or deadly serious, warfare.
After-all, we have a DECENT amount of canon to semi-canon (see below image) interactions between the two, and all evidence points towards mutual animosity. We had Vaggi threatening Vox and Velvette with a deadly weapon and attempting to (unsuccessfully) coordinate lethal violence against Vox by way of Lucifer.
And, of course we have:
"Where do I sit?"
"Who the fuck cares?"
👏 Having 👏 said 👏 that, I also think Vaggi + Vox's dynamic is fertile ground for exploring and developing a pragmatic alliance, or even friendship. My rationale being there's a lot of fascinating differences and similarities between these two characters, how they respond to adversity, questions of morality, and how they might approach their relationship to Charlie.
(As just one hypothetical for a starting point: they are both killers.
And between the pair, Vaggi has likely extinguished far more souls.)
Also, bluntly, I wouldn't want Charlie to be permanently caught in the middle of her two partners sniping at each other forever. Has she not suffered enough?
The answer is: no, and she will continue to suffer. But I can give her a bit of a break, goddamn.
A big pillar of my argument is the fact that Vaggi has demonstrated an ability to shift from hostility, distance, and aggression to kindness, empathy, and care. Her whole character journey is leaving behind a life enmeshed in military and murder. She begins S1 unsympathetic to Angel Dust and Pentious; by the end of the season she loves them as family.
There's also her dynamic with Alastor, where she often meets his catty belligerence with unfiltered exasperation. But, she appears to have a sort of respect and almost rapport with him at times as well ("Al be nice" + "Don't worry about Al.").
Note also how Vaggi is one of few characters to refer to Alastor as "Al", the other being Vox himself.
With Vox, it's a bit more complicated. One the one hand, he DOES demonstrate an ability to have a deeply emotionally close (inasmuch as the Vees are capable) non-sexual relationship with Velvette.
But then again, he absolutely despises Angel Dust, Val's favourite toy.
Now, this is where I get a little bit hand-wavy, but I'd to propose the following:
Vox IS absolutely jealous of Angel Dust, but it is a hatred far more layered and complex than "he's also with my partner", and this is a conversation worthy of its own essay disconnected from StaticBelle and/or StaticChaggi
Just because we haven't SEEN Vox be capable of forming a positive connection with the partner of his partner, doesn't mean it's not possible. The exploration of how this could work should be part of the intrigue and appeal; see above points
I'd actually really like to explore this dynamic myself if I'm able to write a "Vox sells his soul to Charlie"-type fic. That would probably be the best way to illustrate my argument.
One of my favourite details to illustrate the deeply inequitable relationship Charlie has with Heaven: Charlie has no independent means to contact or physically access Heaven whatsoever… but angels of certain ranks can enter or leave Hell, up to and including Charlie's own home, at their discretion.
Not sure if this has been pointed out already, but wanted to highlight; in the grand traditional of Vox's projection issues, this loser (intentionally or not) re-created the blocking of the bar scene at his own damn party, putting Charlie in Box!Vox's position. Because, of course, this whole thing has been a caustic exercise in failing to move on from that moment and foisting his insecurities/fear of failure onto Charlie so Vox gets to be the one in control and laughing.
But, yet again...
"Oh fuck!"
"Guess what FUCKER!?!"

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StaticBelle concept: Vox and Charlie forming an alliance/growing closer, but Vox is EXTREMELY careful, hands-off, and physically distant, due to the "you fucking creep" incident. Meanwhile, Charlie's got her arms open at all times, fretting about why he's suddenly so reserved.
On a personal level, would love to see more stuff with "Full Demon/Virus/Kaiju" Vox and Charlie.
For example, maybe Vox does something to get his massive form back, but it all goes wrong, and Charlie's called into help out of pure desperation.
"Princess, with my body like this, I can't even fit through the doors of your tacky-ass hotel!"
... A familiar, wolfish heat crept back into his stacked set of two right eyes as they narrowed, focusing in on her. All red and knife-like. It made Charlie clench her back teeth together and lean away as much as she safely dared. Pale hands gripped at the rubbery, braided wires that made up her improvised swing. The sheer difference in scale between his oblate, mutated head and her lithe form were all the more apparent now that she’d been brought closer.
Charlie was suddenly keenly aware that, intentionally or not, Vox had taken away her ability to easily leave the room via the seemingly magnanimous gesture of whisking her up from the hazards of the floor and suspending her on high.
Clocking her discomfort, Vox pulled himself back a pace and huffed a short, synthetically casual laugh from his toothy, cavernous mouth.
“This is- This is cute,” he swept a claw in a lazy arc, “You’re like a songbird on a perch.”
Just as quickly, his expression twisted and soured with a flash of realization. His elongated antenna shot upwards like lightning bolts.
“Shiiiit!” Vox dragged the one word out to the length of a full, bitter sentence, “I’m wasting such a golden opportunity.”
He strained once again against his own cables and the sockets keeping him tethered. The jacks groaned and squealed violently as they bore and held against Vox’s considerable weight. Charlie full-body winced from the sound. Despite his efforts, the virus demon remained bound.
“I could be rampaging around downtown with you all tied up in wires!” Vox wailed, beating his front insectoid legs against the ground like a tantruming toddler. “But I’m stuck in this goddamn bell jar of a building.”
The remaining monitors on the wall shuddered in time with his blows and clouds of drywall and other particulates dusted into Charlie’s hair as she clung to her quaking cords for dear life.
“Imagine what that would’ve done for my reputation! Big monster and the princess- I could be giving the public a real King Kong moment!”
“W-well, I haven’t seen that one,” Charlie poorly suppressed a yelp as she attempted to re-balance herself and nearly slipped clean from her roost, “But is that really something to emulate?”
Vox halted mid-bellow, legs frozen, and gave her an incredulous look. The effect was highly comical given his monstrous facial features.
“You seriously haven’t seen King Kong?”
“I heard it was sad.” Charlie replied frankly.
“What are you talking about? The big, dumb monkey just dies at the end.”
“Yea, like I said. Sad.” the princess exhaled, beyond grateful for the reprieve from his thrashing, “I don’t like sad movies.”
“What kind of movies do you like?” Vox asked, so quickly and without any tone that it felt accidental.
...
On a personal level, would love to see more stuff with "Full Demon/Virus/Kaiju" Vox and Charlie.
For example, maybe Vox does something to get his massive form back, but it all goes wrong, and Charlie's called into help out of pure desperation.
"Princess, with my body like this, I can't even fit through the doors of your tacky-ass hotel!"
you know it's actually kind of wild how infrequently I see staticbelle stuff involving head!Vox. I don't even fuck with head!Vox all that much and I still think this desperately needs to be remedied. Honestly of all the characters you could pair him with in this context she's probably the one I find most interesting (Angel makes a close second, which fwiw I also think we've been sleeping on). It's just about Vox being trapped in a state of absolute vulnerability and helplessness while totally at the mercy of someone he's just spent a full season systematically tormenting and being treated gently not because Charlie has forgiven him but because that's just the kind of person that she is. And also she can finally pin him down and force a real conversation between them that isn't also being performed for millions upon millions of other eyes, and there's fuck-all he can do about it.
Starscream and Alexis with their tragic story

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Everybody gets one…
Remember...
Vox has had a ring in his desk drawer for three weeks and a plan for exactly none of the times he's tried to use it. Three proposals go wrong in increasingly public ways (one involves live television and several million witnesses) before he finally gets it right by giving up on having a plan at all. Established relationship, pure fluff, minor disaster bisexual on brand.
Read the final oneshot in my staticbelle fluff collection here on AO3.
Static-bell Body Swap!
More later :)
Haha, I wonder who he’s swapped with. 🧐🤨
Canon Vox!Hazbin Hotel: persistently uses Charlie's "princess" title as a means of establishing both professional and patronizing distance between them.
Me: aw, pet name ❤️
Real talk: love the detail of Vox calling Charlie "princess" up to this moment:
He uses "Charlie" when he *thinks* he's won. A parody of intimacy born from violence and domination. Moments later, Charlie will see Vox metaphorically rip himself open and ready to die. It's just all so tasty!
If we understand the complexities of Vox and Alastor's relationship as being supported by the interplay between intimacy and violence, we perhaps should apply similar framing to Vox and Charlie's relationship.
For that matter, many character dynamics in Hazbin Hotel follow this logic. Keeping in mind this isn't just about physical violence.
Anyways, the point is Charlie should bite Vox.
Vox: Lucifer isn't my king, Lilith isn't my queen. But you are my princess.*gets down on one knee*
Charlie: W-whoa! What are you doing?!?
Vox: ... Showing fealty?
Charlie: oh! Okay. I thought you were- nevermind!

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Orihime and Hikoboshi, Vega and Altair, Weaving Maid and the Cowherd...
Was feeling terrible today so I drew some Staticbelle comfort art