Diss Patrol

I like how Moon Knight (2022) starts with Steven's goldfish because it's representative of Steven himself and his relationship with Marc. Here's this creature who doesn't know what's happening around him, who is kept isolated in his own little bubble, preserved in glass. And Marc tries to take care of him but sometimes he forgets to feed the goldfish or take care of the goldfish but what matters is the illusion of safety and normalcy that the goldfish embodies. And then at the end of the series there's two goldfish and Marc and Steven go well surely this is a great sign and symbolizes nothing but our newfound communication skills :)

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use