Certified bastard

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

they should invent a headache that goes away. at all

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

i have a suggestion

your cat was an honor to see in the window

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

This is why I love tumblr

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

Settlers of catan

Why was Meleys body much more decomposed than Sunfyre? Maybe Sunfyre really is alive. Thoughts?

I love being right

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.