Rev

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

Are their castles small and unusually agile, or are their chariots massively overengineered?

siege engines.

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

Incredible faces OP, love how loose the lines are and the expressions/profiles are brilliant

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

What

They're gay, Tumblr user asteroidtroglodyte.

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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