🇸🇪💛asscandy💙🇺🇦

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

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@svenskjavel

Rebloggar en version med den svenska länken strax

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

Challenging gender roles by having the kind of dogshit personality traits usually reserved for straight men only

the blond man torment nexus is calling to me like a siren song

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

happy pride

**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

Julius caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

I was originally hiding behind your shower curtain to murder you but after listening to you grunt and fart and blast the potty for 10 minutes I think I'm just going to go home

women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)