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If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

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i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
no one asked but here
texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
Miles Vorkosigan voice I'm normal about my disability which is why I have memorised Richard III in its entirety
every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story
mo ran is crazier than chu wanning but chu wanning is significantly freakier than him
Mo Ran’s actual deepest fantasy is living peacefully on a farm with enough food to eat and a warm bed
Chu Wanning on the other hand needs an evil *slams you against the wall and takes you* grr you’re mine richest billionaire alpha in the universe yaoi seme jekyll and Hyde version of his lover because he literally cannot function unless he indulges in his “noooooo stop kyaaaaaaaah~~~~” strategic panty shot ripped clothing bondage dubcon fantasies once a week
Chu Wanning would read omegaverse and call it shameless but would sigh like a depressed salaryman clocking in for his shift at the glue factory because he wishes he were an omega
Truly the comedy of 2ha is his miette ass reactions to Mo Ran respecting his boundaries. Dude wants to be wanted so badly he gets a little bit sad if he isn’t driving Mo Ran to ravish him
Mo Ran, kindly respecting Chu Wanning: hey man I’m going to be patient with you since you have no experience and I care ok?
Chu Wanning, his eyes enormous: you DON’T attic wife miette? you respect his autonomy? You obviously find him disgusting and unlovable! oh! oh! jail for mo ran! jail for mo ran for One Thousand Years!!!!
LMAO PERFECT

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measure once cut also once, no prablem
#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something
concept for a vcarving project
no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it
I have done the cross stitch
in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl
702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts
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I'd like to think I improved a little bit over the last decade ;u;
just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up
a witch and the princess she "kidnapped" will be living their best lives in their tastefully decorated tower complete with courtyard for their beloved pet dragon when suddenly Prince Compulsive Heterosexuality bursts in on his noble steed Property Damage
Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!

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everyone play this game, it's art history wordle. I did surprisingly poorly on account of two way-off guesses. only top 59% 🙄
A daily game. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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I’m quite pleased with myself. Also whoever designs these is very clever — one of these questions, when i saw the right answer, had me going “oh come on that’s practically cheating”.
top 16%! nice! I always assume I'm terrible at non-western things, but I did respectably here- and my worst dating error was mistaking something western for a revival movement when it was actually from the original period that the revival revived
Anthropeum.com · Jun 12 2026
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I’m ashamed of this result. I had too much confidence in a few of the pieces where I was totally wrong. I’ll try again tomorrow.
Echoing fields.
Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.
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Etiquette Expert: Welcome to Genetic Engineering and Complicated Protocol Planet! The social rules about sex here are soooo complex, but that's never gonna come up because they're too xenophobic to mess with offworlders.
Himbo Cousin Ivan: Bet.
Himbo Cousin Ivan proceeds to get drugged with a floppy dick drug and then, by losing at sex, win at sex so comprehensively that he is flooded with illicit invitations for the duration of the adventure.
Meanwhile our buddy Miles is swooning in unrequited infatuation for 90% of the women he sees and simultaneously playing 4D chess against both murderous adversaries and his own allies, thus averting several different possible interplanetary crises through the power of reckless scheming.

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So excited to announce and soft launch my graphic novel I’ve been working on! The character of Neuro was originally invented for a TTRPG back in 2020 and has since been reincarnated into a separate narrative that I wanted to tell for quite some time. Animation work has kept it on the back burner, but I’ve been slowly chipping away at it! I’ll soon be launching a new Patreon dedicated to the project and will keep you all updated once that’s ready! I’m so excited! 🌱🤖
First image is some of the new character designs and all other images are from 2020-2022 💚
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It's finally here! 💕
NEW PROJECT LAUNCHING ON JUNE 16TH!
My Liege - queer knights in love
An art book collaboration between @dames-zine and us (Nova and Mali) and 60 artists! Our book celebrates queer love and warriors of all kinds.
Cover art by @may12324
Follow our Kickstarter page to be notified when we launch! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/novaandmali/my-liege
[Image description: two queer butch knights almost kiss, one is on horseback. Text reads - on kickstarter. My Liege, Queer Knights In Love. End ID]
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BOOK🤩🤩🤩