Just Collectin'

thinking about ivan&gregor... very interesting dynamic to me. hi my names If I Stay Real Quiet They Wont Put Me In The Family Torture Nexus and this is my cousin Trapped In The Torture Nexus Forever. normal!!

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

Meanwhile, that human is one in a long line that effectively domesticated themselves, since sticking close to fey creatures was the best way to assure plenty of food and a safe place for its family.

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

CONCLAVE (2024) is an inventive thriller that dares to ask the question: what if a senior official in the Catholic Church was a good person?

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

theres so much misinfo about seattle’s pride match omg shut up

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair