Just Collectin'

a witch and the princess she "kidnapped" will be living their best lives in their tastefully decorated tower complete with courtyard for their beloved pet dragon when suddenly Prince Compulsive Heterosexuality bursts in on his noble steed Property Damage

Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!

you can make friends online and you will be rewarded with pictures of their cats

top 16%! nice! I always assume I'm terrible at non-western things, but I did respectably here- and my worst dating error was mistaking something western for a revival movement when it was actually from the original period that the revival revived

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BOOK🤩🤩🤩

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

I would let her kill me for sport

The funniest thing about being a kink party organizer is that sometimes you spend the day with your girlfriend counting exactly how many lube packets you have left over from the previous party to see if you have to order more.

And you go over the food order spread sheet trying to remember what snack your group decided not to reorder because no one ate them last time (it was goldfish crackers)

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

The funniest thing about being a kink party organizer is that sometimes you spend the day with your girlfriend counting exactly how many lube packets you have left over from the previous party to see if you have to order more.

And you go over the food order spread sheet trying to remember what snack your group decided not to reorder because no one ate them last time (it was goldfish crackers)