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Carcinisation is fun, but it's just one example of an odd recurring pattern in parallel evolution. Humans probably will not become crabs; mammals have their own patterns which incongruously recur across unrelated clades. I believe the inheritors of humanity will evolve long, sticky tongues which enable them to feed on burrowing insects.
(Via @thecorrection.bsky.social at Bluesky)
what are fish
Fish are a prank by Ichthyoscratchi, the god of convergent evolution. There's not really such a thing as "fish," but rather a ton of various utterly unrelated creatures that all evolved into roughly the same thing. Just look at this:
That's a South Fudlian Skunkfish. Then look at this one:
That's NOT a North Fudlian Skunkfish! That's a Non-Reticulated Norwegian Loogiedrip. Not only are they not closely related, they are as genetically different from each other as humans are from bananas. And not even those humanoid fleshy bananas they have at Whole Foods. The old bananas like you see in Donkey Kong Country games.
How about these two here:
Think they're the same species? Nope. Not even the same genus, family, order, class, or even phylum. On the left is a Phlebotomous Zebraflanked Wooting Cludslurper, on the right is a Spood. One is edible. Other kills you if you smell it across a high school gym.
"Fish," what a scam.
Some @thesiltverses themed tattoo flash in roughly an American traditional style.
This summer, I want to make a lot of flash-like art to build out a more thorough illustrative portfolio.
If, by chance, one of these catches your fancy enough to make into a real thing, all I ask is you donate at least $10 to a local (to you) nonprofit of your choosing, or RAWtools or The Trevor Project if you need suggestions, and send me a pic of the finished artwork.
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Dogs are the crabs of mammals.
Skeleton recovered from the Le Lanchon experiments on human evolution. In these tests, volunteers were subjected to procedures to "accelerate the development of mankind". No subject is recorded to have survived. Their crab-like form is thought to be an instance of carcinization.
Keep evolving little lobster, mommy’s going to turn you into a cute obedient crab. Soon no one will be able to see your telson once you’ve been fully dorsally compressed~
#carcinization #carcinization kink #lobster sub #crabification #crab hypno #crustacean nsft