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When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

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[ID: digital art redraw of the meme where a man crouches and makes a peace sign in front of his own grave. Julien Davinos crouches in front of Thjazi Fang’s grave, making a peace sign with his fingers and smirking at the viewer. Behind him, his shadow cast on the headstone is only holding up a middle finger. /end ID]

All the food looks horrible!

My favorite thing from the Hadestown proshot is how Persephone is drunk out of her godsdamn mind for 90% of it in a way that does not carry over to the cast recording but is nevertheless mesmerizing to watch

people always talk about the doomed love timeloop when they talk about hadestown. look i love that shit as much as the next homosexual but can we please talk about the revolutionary politics. genuinely one of the best anticapitalist pieces of art of the 21st century. can we watch act 2 with our brains please

saw the hadestown proshot a few hours ago and my god the costumes.. like ive seen their basic shapes and colors in bootlegs before but the little details. persephone and eurydice’s matching dress trim, hades’s pinstripes being glittery, persephone wearing a choker in act 2, the feathers on hermes’s cuffs, the feather in eurydice’s hair, the fates having veils(?) of mourning on after eurydice leaves for the underworld, hades’s snakeskin shoes and cuffs, all the fates’ dresses having different patterns and harnesses on, orpheus and eurydice both wearing bandanas around their necks that eurydice loses when she changes into the workers’ uniform, orpheus’s clothes being so visually baggy and handed down