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#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

sometimes racists aren’t even aware that they’re racist tho

I had a more intellectual answer for you, but tbh... Then I guess they'll find out. And when they do, they have two options: apologize and actively commit to doing better, or understand that they are choosing racism and will be treated as such. Because the society we live in, somehow option number 2 is the easier route due to a lack of social consequences for being a bigot. I don't think choosing to be a bigot should be the easier route. It should suck to be a racist.

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

"anal training" but it's just four girls I know with a gradient of penis sizes

Grandpa didn't shoot all those civilians in Vietnam for you to call the US an evil empire you ungrateful little

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

what is time but an endless all consuming miasma of void ,?

I once had a professor email after I was out sick for a while with the header "Are you alright"

don't give up in your 20s or 30s. what if you get really milfy. wouldn't you want to know?

don't give up in your 40s or 50s. what if you get really gilfy. wouldn't you want to know?

Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

She’s libbing out sexual style

This November, make sure to #femailed your ballot or get your vote in if you want to get it in,,,

I’m #pregnant and I’m hoping it’s your vote 💖 I canvassed your creampie for the best candidate and I’m hoping when it all comes out on voting day, all your districts are belong to me 🥰🥰🥰

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL TO ME

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

World Heritage Post

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over