go back to sleep

“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

he did fucking say that but they don’t know him like i do

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

did you seriously just disturb my slumber

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

The problem with voyager is none of the sci fi moral struggle episodes work on me because I think it's hot when janeway is problematic and she is right about everything

sometimes the only explanation for what just happened is sex like it wasnt sex but narratively they just fucked we all saw it

While I was at the sexual health clinic I saw a poster for a gonorrhea transmission study where the ask is that a person w throat gonorrhea and one without make out for 3 minutes under observation and they test to see if the one without contracted and then they treat everyone’s infections for free. And they get paid! Anyway if you’re looking for a fanfic situation that’s free you can use that one

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo